Style Tips: The Filthy Aristocrat

 

  • Wear shirts that are three times too big for you. With knee high socks. Wandering about the house in the early hours of the morning and sat in front of a typewriter.
  • Scent yourself with your favourite alcohol
  • Dye your hair a dark, unusual colour.
  • Embrace your scars.
  • Talk in an old fashioned, posh English accent
  • Wear fabrics that make you look like a stick of rock. Pinstripe is especially good.
  • Write quotes on your body.
  • Wear underwear as outerwear
  • Leave the darkened ghost of last night's mascara
  • Carry around a long cigarette holder.
  • Wear a pocket watch.
  • Amanda Fucking Palmer
  • Adopt peculiar old fashioned beliefs & sayings. Bonus if they make no sense at all.
  • Have ever so slightly messy/bedhead hair.
  • Wear black circular John Lennon sunglasses
  • Wear bustle skirts and show off your suspenders.
  • Drink too much coffee.
  • Write anarchist poetry and send it anonymously to your prudish aunts.
  • Clash bright colours with black and white stripes
  • Adopt a raw, dark sense of humour 
  • Learn how to play the piano.
  • Draw little black hearts and beauty spots on your face
  • Wear pale/white foundation
  • Read a lot. Come up with your own theories.
  • Wear and keep your torn stockings.
  • Black mary jane court shoes.
  • Fingerless gloves
  • Write letters in the bath
  • Use a quill and ink
  • Laugh at inappropriate things.
  • Wear tea bags as brooches.
  • Wear sloppy ties.
  • Outline your eyebrows. Darken them. Make them prominent.
  • Be controversial
  • Shout a lot

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